This is exactly the kind of mad shit I'd get up to as a kid, except I rarely stayed on anything long enough to amass a collection like this. I still play pokemon though! I'm not bad at it these days, either ;) » 9/18/14 3:21pm 9/18/14 3:21pm

Getting older is the best thing in the world, right up until you hit 30. Before that, it's year after year of your world getting bigger and bigger. After that it's nothing but unremitting horror and the constant grim spectre of your impending demise. » 9/18/14 2:49pm 9/18/14 2:49pm

I can handle the daily story mission solo without too much hassle, but the lack of matchmaking for the weekly strikes is completely baffling. They're the exact same thing as the regular strikes, why the hell would they *remove* functionality when it's already barebones enough as it is? » 9/15/14 1:20pm 9/15/14 1:20pm

I have no idea where I read this (might have been on here), but I seem to recall an interview where someone from Nintendo was talking about designing automated software to detect people drawing offensive stuff. When they came to testing it, they were somewhat put out to discover they hadn't even come close to… » 9/15/14 4:56am 9/15/14 4:56am

Still to this day the most satisfying controller ever. I won't say it's the best, since that ridiculous appendix of a Z button loses it some points, but the A button is indisputably the greatest button of all time. Those lovely shoulder triggers are a joy too, and I'm of the firm opinion that no analogue stick should… » 9/14/14 4:55pm 9/14/14 4:55pm

I've said it a bunch of times, to various people, but the core of the game is rock solid. It's heaps of fun to play, and I'd not claim otherwise for a second. But for every positive thing I could say about it, there's two or three moments I have to say "why did they..?" » 9/14/14 8:30am 9/14/14 8:30am

It needs more Strikes, and I really don't see why it doesn't have them. Each one is a couple of firefights and a boss that's basically just a giant version of a regular enemy. They're a lot of fun, but having to grind the same five missions over and over is gonna get boring fast. » 9/12/14 11:05am 9/12/14 11:05am